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I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].
I have been laughing at this for at least 5 minutes straight.
The left two are like kids learning ballet and then there’s the one on the right that’s like, screw you all, I’m a pretty princess.
So all you Americans are getting all fancy with your pumpkins. Meanwhile in Australia I’m seriously considering buying a whole watermelon and turning THAT into a Jack-O’-Lantern because it’s spring and we don’t really have pumpkin weather right now…
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